Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*
Cake department:
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this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud
💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!
I’m crying
^^
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ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
FINALLY I FOUND IT!
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here’s a compilation of tiktoks that just convey an array of human emotions
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.
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can’t believe i became another washed up 2013 meanpIastic penishiIton’d tumblr fad
don’t you have to be popular at some point to be a fad?
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